Center Stage

*** The World’s Most Popular Digital Opera Star! ***

 

TESTIMONIALS

 

“The greatest operatic voice I’ve ever heard to grace an iPhone” – Ludwig van Beethoven

 

“It’s this year’s must-have LOLtastic iPhone App“ – Georges Bizet

 

“Holy Cannoli – What pipes on this chick!” – Giuseppe Verdi

 

“K   O   Y   A    A   N   I   S   Q   A   T   S   I” – Phillip Glass

 

 

DESCRIPTION

 

How many times have you found yourself at work, in a crowded bar or face-to-face with your arch-nemesis and needed the help of a world-class soprano to deliver the pitch-perfect punctuation to your witty retort?  Well, fret no more mes amis, myDIVA’s here to lend a hand (and a great set of lungs).  myDIVA’s great for:

·    Starting conversations

·    Ending conversations

·    Amusing friends

·    Insulting strangers

·    Encouraging attractive people to burn with desire for you

·    Frightening away small children, animals and the aggressively ugly

·    Averting international incidents with hostile third-world nations

 

BUT IT’S NOT ABOUT OTHERS – IT’S ALL ABOUT ME!

Haven’t you said to yourself, “Oh, I wish I could be more marvelous, but in a completely classical way?”  Well, your dreams have come true!  With 12 sound clips perfect for any occasion, myDIVA is louder, prouder, and more fabulous than a barrel full of buxom Brunhildes. 

 

Grab your iPhone, put on your horny helmet and strap on your breastplate, ‘cause you’re taking center stage as the star of the show!

 

BUT HOW CAN I BE FABULOUS WHEN I’VE GOT A SMILE LIKE A METH-ADDICTED BRITTISH POP STAR?

No worries!  myDIVA is happy to lend you her luscious lips to make you look like George Clooney and Beyonce’s love child while you’re belting out a glass-shattering high note. Just hold your iPhone under your nose, press the special gold button and voila!  You’re bustin’ out bel canto with a bocca bella that even Angelina would envy.

 

Hasn’t your iPhone been farting long enough?  It’s time to upgrade to myDIVA and let her ROAR!

 

Visit the myDIVA website at www.MyDivaRoars.com to see her in action.  You can follow her on Twitter at http://twitter.com/myDIVAroars and on her Facebook Fan Page at http://www.facebook.com/pages/Washington-DC/myDiva/108587008329.  


FEATURES


  • Sound board with 12 full-volume clips including:
    • The Diva Roars a High Note
    • You Are a Schmuck
    • Turn On Your Gaydar
    • You Are Soooo Samantha
    • Don't Make Me Use My Opera Voice
    • Boom Goes the Dynamite
    • Yes We Can!
    • You Suck
    • Booyah
    • Prove It
    • Absolutely
    • Shake it, Baby, Shake it
  • Exciting ‘You Are The Diva’ function with cracking screen gag!
  • Easter Egg: Your very own applause track
  • More sound clips being added soon!